recycled from the PH boards, it's interesting to note that as a result of this post, laris bloodsong caught wind of her vassal's behaviour and i believe he got booted from his monarchy. i felt bad for the dude, but the irony is pretty funny, he bashes my clan cuz they're so small, and because the clan is so small, my little rant was overheard by his monarch and he got busted. what's even more ironic is i considered joining laris's clan not long after this incident when nom and i were looking for a new home. i ended up with opti's crew largely due to this conversation :-)
my friend tom just started playing AC, and we just wrapped up his first pincer run. we are hanging out by the lifestone and i am gettng ready to goto bed, cuz it's like 2am.
then this guy comes up and starts pimping us. which is fine, until he smack talks me, the way i am treating my vassal, and the clan i belong to.
i think if you look up the word crass in the dictionary, there is a picture of someone sitting there trashtalking your patron.
here is the transcript with some of the unrelated stuff cut out:
[open: tonishiki and ki' lin standing at the rithwic lifestone]
Seventh Cents says, "wacha doin?"
You say, "i'm getting ready to log, ki' is gonna go hunt some more and earn his patron some xp"
Tonishiki -)
Seventh Cents says, "lol"
Seventh Cents says, "that is not the way a clan should be ran"
Seventh Cents says, "is this person new?"
Ki' lin says, "thanx i need it"
Ki' lin says, "yes"
Seventh Cents says, "ahh"
Ki' lin says, "i am"
Seventh Cents says, "unless you are gettin a ton of help, you may just be in the wrong clan "
Seventh Cents says, "your not buffed"
Seventh Cents says, "hmm"
Seventh Cents says, "hold on, lemme find all my spells"
You say, "buffing the hellout of new payers in't the best wat to learn to play."
Seventh Cents says, "LOL"
Seventh Cents says, "of course not"
Seventh Cents says, "we only have the best quests every 2 days"
Seventh Cents says, "and our leader was a marine :O"
Ki' lin says, "a marine? huh?"
Seventh Cents says, "no, im just saying it tells you she is a very good leader"
Seventh Cents says, "for being a marine"
Seventh Cents says, "we have 4000 members"
You say, "how do you get 20 marines into a volkswagen?"
Ki' lin says, "tell there is beer inside"
Seventh Cents says, "and the best help"
You say, "tell them it's a bunker "
Seventh Cents says, "...."
Seventh Cents says, "bein a noobalator?"
Ki' lin says, "?"
Seventh Cents says, "well.. you could scare a whole army doin that"
You say, "sorry, we're both army vets "
Seventh Cents is casting Regeneration (Boquar Zhapaj)
[spell fizzles]
Seventh Cents says, "eesh"
Seventh Cents says, "forgot to buff myself ..."
Ki' lin says, "buffing will be cool, when i've learned to play without..."
Seventh Cents says, "heh"
Seventh Cents says, "i honestly use buffs to make the bots for the mansio"
Seventh Cents says, "n"
Seventh Cents says, "btw, you should get some armor that helps "
Seventh Cents says, "i supply my vassals with armor, but i dont spoil them"
Seventh Cents says, "*cricket* *cricket*"
[Allegiance] Tonishiki says, "what he is dong is called pimping"
Seventh Cents says, "ton, is that your main?"
[Allegiance] Ki' lin says, "i got that"
[Allegiance] Tonishiki says, "trying to hijack someone's vassals"
You say, "naihanchi"
Seventh Cents says, "that is your main? naihanchi?"
You say, "he's 40th"
Seventh Cents says, "lvl 40 eh?"
Seventh Cents says, "ahh.. the good ole times"
[Allegiance] Ki' lin says, "he can keep trying, i stick with those i know are doing ME good..."
Seventh Cents ) this is an xp chain bot and a buff bot
Seventh Cents says, "i mean xp chain toon, and going to be a bot"
Seventh Cents says, "just to help out granny she has 44 bots"
Seventh Cents says, "erm.."
Seventh Cents says, "4"
Seventh Cents says, "lol"
You say, "chaining must suck now that all the hand up XP has been nerfed "
Seventh Cents says, "are you experienced with vassals?"
[Allegiance] Ki' lin says, "i'm learning, not powergaming yesterday..."
Seventh Cents says, "hmm"
You say, "a bit"
Seventh Cents says, "my guy looks alot better without that bandana on.."
Ki' lin tells you, """"
Seventh Cents says, "toki, clan quiz, on a scale of 1-10, what is your clan rated?"
Seventh Cents says, "and, how long've you been playin?"
Seventh Cents says, "... so silent"
You say, "i'd give ita 10, i've been playing 9 months"
Seventh Cents says, "not bad, what does your clan do often?"
Seventh Cents says, "and does it have a mansion?"
You say, "yeah"
Seventh Cents says, "how many members?"
Seventh Cents says, "hehe, i made a bow toon and got him to level 42 in 1 day :O"
You say, "a couple hundred, thos not that many active"
Seventh Cents says, "hehe"
Ki' lin says, "bigger doesn't mean better"
Seventh Cents says, "you should come to my clan if you want and if you are on alot, give it a week or so, you get to do so many things"
Seventh Cents says, "tomorrow we are doing aer"
Seventh Cents says, "for the staff, the robe, and alot of xp"
You say, "BTW, i didn't show you the mansion yet"
Seventh Cents says, "hmm"
Ki' lin says, "I'M READY"
Seventh Cents says, "may i come to see it?"
[exit ki and tonishiki to the mansion. in an effort prove his clan does have a mansion and shut seventh cents up, tonishiki responds to the @tell from seventh cents. this act of temporary insanity was brought about by sudden exposure to excessive ghei-ness. meanwhile, seventh cents has now signed on as drudge killer, a lvl 54 mage, thereby proving that he is higher level than naihanchi, and therefore a better player. afterall, XP chains include only the smartest palyers amon their ranks.]
You say, "i always get lost here"
Ki' lin says, "what's this"
You say, "this is all stuff the clan has collected"
Drudge killer tells you, "ok, comming"
Drudge killer tells you, "sorry, my run is only 356 base"
Ki' lin says, "cool sword"
You say, "check out the sword onthe wall"
You say, "click on it and hit e"
Drudge killer tells you, "and this toon is only 54"
Ki' lin says, "i want one"
Drudge killer tells you, "well.. if you'd like an active clan around the clock that is always open.. please tell me"
Drudge killer tells you, "i am acepting vassals right now"
You say, "chrisha has a thing for dolphins"
You say, "so there are fish on lots of things around here "
Drudge killer says, "you have no bots?"
You say, "don't need them"
Ki' lin says, "what's witht the bots stuff"
Drudge killer says, "what.. do you guys do?"
You say, "this is the party room.. with all the lights"
You say, "hang on, i'm lost again"
[ki and tonishiki down in the dungeon, out of earshot from seventh cents/drudge killer]
You say, "double click the portal"
Drudge killer tells you, "um.."
Drudge killer tells you, "could ya stop ignoring me?"
You tell Drudge killer, "sorry, we're in the dungeon :-0"
Ki' lin says, "simple yet elegant, i like"
You say, "there are chests here to stash stuff... naihanchi has access to them"
Drudge killer tells you, "your vassal doesn't know how to respond.."
Ki' lin says, "cool, how do u get access"
Drudge killer tells you, "would you like to think of relocating?"
Drudge killer tells you, "im just being honest, your clan looks like its disbanded"
You say, "no, i'm happy with this clan."
You tell Drudge killer, "no we're just small."
Drudge killer tells you, "and the matinence hasn"
You tell Drudge killer, "i can get helpif i need it."
Drudge killer tells you, "hasn't been paind"
Drudge killer tells you, "paid*"
Drudge killer tells you, "in under 30 days.. you will lose ya alligence"
Drudge killer tells you, "unless somone pays it...."
Ki' lin says, "why would i want to leave? Just because someone else says so, i think not..."
You say, "yeah, he's a tool"
Drudge killer tells you, "you sure that you dont want to check out ours?"
Drudge killer tells you, "its basicly right now the best rated on solclaim"
Drudge killer tells you, "4500 members"
You tell Drudge killer, "yeah i'm sure."
Ki' lin says, "what's with the couch"
Drudge killer tells you, "and if you need help, BANG ya got it "
You tell Drudge killer, "see, i can name all the active members, i've talked to them, and we're friends"
[Allegiance] Ki' lin says, "it says evil couch?"
You tell Drudge killer, "ki is my firend, we were inthe army together."
Drudge killer tells you, "you should teach him how to use bots at the marketplace.. and how to use the trade bots.."
You tell Drudge killer, "we are all friends. why would i want to be part of clan with 4500 peopel that i don't know?"
Drudge killer tells you, "it takes time to meed them all"
You tell Drudge killer, "iknow the monarch IRL."
Ki' lin gives you Velvet Pants.
You tell Drudge killer, "she's asleep in the room right next to me."
Drudge killer tells you, "wow.. thats great.. i know every damn person almost in my clan.."
Drudge killer tells you, "haha dont think of anything now "
You tell Drudge killer, "same the allegience officers."
[Allegiance] Ki' lin says, "whats up?"
You tell Drudge killer, "that's what's great about small clans. we have other clans that we do quests with and stuff."
Drudge killer tells you, "then you are a dependent clan.."
[Allegiance] Tonishiki says, "i'm schooling this guy on fun and friendship."
[Allegiance] Ki' lin says, "cool"
Drudge killer tells you, "if you are not self suficiant... you will never be a real clan"
You tell Drudge killer, "and we do just fine."
You tell Drudge killer, "what is a "real clan" chaining and buff bots?"
[that person is unavailable]
Seventh Cents tells you, "no, a real clan is a clan that is self suficiant.."
You tell Seventh Cents, "if youask me it's a family."
You tell Seventh Cents, "and no i'm not intersted in leaving my family."
seventh cents then stops talking after that. maybe he's run out of bullcrap to sling.